I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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