i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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