2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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