They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize