Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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