batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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