So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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