Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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