you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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