she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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