You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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