Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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