Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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