I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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