butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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