she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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