There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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