She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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