People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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