You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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