Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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