i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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