it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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