He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just googled if crying burns calories
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
