I just saw a hot homeless man
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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