oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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