Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
But theres a keg here and me gusta
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I supernannyed him into submission
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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