Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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