she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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