Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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