I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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