just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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