I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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