That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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