Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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