just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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