I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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