I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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