If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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