I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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