I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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