so that wasnt chicken after all
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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