he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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