Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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