Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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