i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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