the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize