9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
