No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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