and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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