There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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