Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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