if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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