Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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